Stay Home – Parody song – Jacob Sharpe and the Magnetic Hannahs

April 23, 2020
janglinsouls

By Jacob & Hannah

Lyrics:
H: Netflix, Hulu, HBO
Maybe we’ll start Game of Thrones
Lots of things to watch and to do

J: We’ll take a stroll around the block,
Play some boardgames, then just talk,
At least I’ve been quarantined with you.

H: Man, oh man, we’re out of bread,
I’m gonna have to leave my bed,
To get the essential things we need.

J: Toilet paper prices soared,
Why do people have to hoard?
You’ll make things harder for the elderly.

Oh home,
Please just stay home.
Corona’s more infectious than the flu.
Oh home,
Yes, we are home.
We’re quarantined and you should all be too.

La, la, la, la,
We’ll be at home.
J: Mama I’m stayin’ home!

J: Even if you’re sanitized,
I’m immuno-compromised,
This thing can live for 3 days on its’ own.

H: College courses all online,
Commencement cancelled, we’re not fine,
At least we didn’t spring break at the beach.

J: That’s true! Stay in because we think we’ll die,
America’s numbers are gettin’ high!
Just stay inside, is that so hard to do?

H: So from the bottom of my heart,
Please just stay 6 feet apart,
Flattening this curve starts with you.

Oh home,
Please just stay home.
Corona’s more infectious than the flu.
Oh, home,
Yes, we are home.
We’re quarantined and you should all be too.

La, la, la, la,
We’ll be at home.
H: Daddy I’m staying home!

Instrumental/dialogue:

J: Hannah
H: Jacob
J: Do you remember back in December when we first heard about the Corona virus in China?
H: I sure do, we never thought it would affect us.
J: Well, people weren’t careful, the virus spread quickly, and then it became a global pandemic. Do you remember that?
H: Yes, I do…
J: Well, there’s something they never told us in those few months.
H: What didn’t they tell us?
J: While people were out there partying and shopping, and touching everything
H: ha ha
J: They should have been staying deep, deep inside to stop the spread of the virus in the first place! And they never told us until just now!
H: AWW! Shoot!

Oh home,
Please just stay home.
Corona’s more infectious than the flu.
Oh, home,
Yes, we are home.
We’re quarantined and you should all be too.

Home, please just stay home.
Corona’s more infectious than the flu.

Home, yes we are home.
We’re quarantined and you should all be too.

(Netflix, Hulu, HBO
Maybe we’ll start Game of Thrones
So from the bottom of my heart,
Please just stay 6 feet apart,)
(X2)Oh home, (Oh home)
Please just stay home. (Stay home)
Corona’s more infectious than the flu. (together)
Oh home, (Oh home)
Yes, we are home. (Stay home)
We’re quarantined and you should all be too. (together)

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